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Neale
Sourna's CuntSinger
Cunnilingus:
How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for Giving
Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy!
Table of Contents
Copyright © 2009
by Neale Sourna/PIE: Perception Is Everything's Clear
Focus Imprint
Librarians-nonfiction:
1. Sexuality 2. Women-Sexual behavior 3. Marriage 4.
Relationships-self-improvement 5. People with disabilities-Sexual
behavior
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"This is Dedicated..."
Table of Contents
Author Statement
ALL ARE WELCOME HERE.
And what does author
Neale Sourna know about it?
How many of us actually
learned sex from a sex professional?
Back to "talented, dedicated
amateurs" versus "paid professionals."
Why music?
Because, THE BEST WAY
TO HAVE JOY is to GIVE JOY.
Because I LOVE sex and
love and I want to share this with you.
Because, DID YOU KNOW:
The complete lack of
knowing what to do.
My friends, "Ignorance
is [not] Bliss.
" 81% of all women REGULARLY
ACHIEVE ORGASMS FROM CUNNILINGUS (kun'-nih-lin'-gus),…
PS: Don't be tense.
PPS: Challenge each other
with a Game of Lie and Tell:
Why "Singer," "Singing,"
and "Sing"?
Music taught me, and
still does; that…
Singing is easy.
Why THAT Word, "Cunt"?
PS: cunt
And, Finally, Why the
Fiction Excerpts?
Author's Acknowledgements
Remember: Knowledge is
powerful
Cunnilingus: How to Give
Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for Giving Women Orgasms
of Cuntlicious Joy!
Introduction.
"I pulled up a chair,
pushed up her skirt, and…"
WARNING: "Just Foreplay"
Best Sex EVER! For Her,
With You.
YOUR MOST IMPORTANT SKILL:
Communication.
Game: Guide.
Game: Guide Communication
Practice.
Game: "Silence" Game.
"Both of You-ALWAYS Be
Positive."
When is it over?
"Since I Became Paralyzed…."
Research Stuff: How Her
Equipment Works.
Wet.
Scent.
Hold the Fish: Vulvas
Can Smell or Taste Unpleasant, Because:
"Taste Yourself."
Cunnilingus: Definition.
"Wait! What's Her Clitoris,
and Where the Hell is It?"
Cunt/Vulva Image
Basic Skills and Stats.
"Her clitoris can be
too sensitive to touch...."
"Oral sex gets around
issues of…"
Your Basic Oral Tools.
Cunnilingual Movements.
Education, Partners,
and Restrictions.
Pregnancy.
CULTURAL, SPIRITUAL,
and RELIGIOUS SIGNIFICANCE; and a BIT of LEGAL HISTORY.
"Worldwide Cultural Attitudes."
"Desire and Self-Esteem."
"Cultural Legalities."
Religious Culture: Chinese
Spiritual Taoism.
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"The Great Medicine of
the Three Mountain Peaks…"
Culture Philosophy: Indian
Tantra.
"Songs of Solomon."
"If Dara wished to allow
the princess to touch her,…."
THE ICKY MEDICAL STUFF.
"Ew!" Yucky Stuff: STD,
HPV, and Alleged Oral Cancer Risk.
Personal STD control.
"And, just so you know:"
Oral Sex
STD Prevention.
Warning: Dental Dam and
Condom Protection.
Popular Culture and Slang.
"Frank and Louisa are
too busy to notice what we…."
MASTERING CuntSinging
BASIC ARTISTIC SKILLS.
Learning to Play-Your
Way.
A Bit More on Women's
Social History.
"Dirty Girl"-character
Baby Stewie, TV's "Family Guy."
"He stared between my
legs, as he slid…"
HELPING HER RELAX and
PREPARE.
"Prolonged Foreplay/Diddling.
Or Fun, Creative Stuff!"
"Kiss Her. Long. And
Deep."
"Be Kind, Unwind."
Retooling Your Senses.
With Her Stuff. (nonfetish)
Game: Your Sensitivity
to Sensuality.
Game: "Sensitive Sensuality,
for Two." With Her Stuff. (still nonfetish)
Game Interruptus: Weekend
Scents.
Two Hours.
More Cleanliness Issues.
Women hate that!
Misc. on Pubic Hair:
"To Be or Not to Be"-from William Shakespeare's "Hamlet"
You Massage Her, Sensually.
IN A HURRY? DON'T BE,
OKAY, START HERE THEN.
Yes, Make Your Mouth
and Tongue Wet and Slippery.
Don't Bash and Butt Your
Hard Face into Her!
When She Reacts Well
to Your Action. Repeat It.
When She's More Warmed
Up.
"Get Up and Do It, Again.
Amen."-lyrics, Jackson Browne's "The Pretender"
NOW, BACK TO YOUR DELICIOUS
MAIN COURSE
RE-WARNING: Don't plan
it the same....
Back to School, for Your
"ABCs"!
Game: A-B-C Sex.
Sex, Sexual, Loving,
Creativity.
Women's Advice:
" 'Alphabet Letters'
is Absurd."
[Sex is a process, not
an end all be all goal.-NS]
Clitoris Circling.
Clitoris Sucking.
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Warning: Highly aroused.
Oyster Practice.
BONUS GAMES.
Game: Hornblower.
Game: Red Light, Green
Light.
Game: Feather Your Nest.
POSITION(S).
GET A MOVE ON.
"69" [Tell the Kids,
"It's the Year the Mets Won Their First World Series!"]
Backward. More 69, Kind
of.
Doggy, or, as I prefer,
"Doggy-Doggy."
Facesitter.
Doggy Sit ["I think I
just made this one up!"]
"Knees Up, Honey."
Legs Flat. Knees,
Fluid Movements, and
Agony.
The ONLY Sex for Some.
MORE on COMFY POSITIONS.
Yes, MORE.
FGM Diagram 1:
WARNING: Don't break
rhythm. MORE Warnings and Advice.
Women's Forum Advice:
Again. "DO NOT Immediately Dive for Her Clitoris...
Women's Forum Advice:
"Take Your Leisurely and Loving Time."
Reminder: "Be Extremely
Gentle."
"This Pleasure's for
Her; Watch, Listen,
and Hear Her."
Insert Here. Maybe.
Male Advice
Paraplegic Man's Advice.
Paraplegic Woman's Advice:
"Braingasms."
Lesbian Advice "Orgasm:
After Injury (Physical, Emotional, or Spiritual)."
More Forum Advice
Women's Advice: "Any
oral is great oral." NO. It's Not.
Women's Advice: "Listen!
Take notice!"
Women's Advice: Communicate.
Ask for "Tips."
Game: Her Slave.
Game: "Sweet Nothings"
and "Puppet."
"Ladies of the English
Harem"
CuntSinger BONUS:
Add Fingersex.
No "Performance." No
"Task."
More Training Your Senses.
BEST OF BOTH-MULTITASKING:
Clit AND G-spot! Putting Your Finger(s) In.
WARNING 1: Nails.
WARNING 2: No wet spot.
Squirming and Breathing
Heavily. Her, Not You!
"Ejaculation. The Joy
of 'Squirting'."
"I Have to Pee."
WARNING: Forbidden Pleasure.
ANOTHER BONUS: Female
Ejaculation.
WARNING: Salt.
Warning: Doctor's office.
Focused Awareness.
"Go Forth, and Influence
Women."
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Other Writers
"Hey.
Just got banned from my writer's group. Seems to be for promo-ing--which
is allowed--with no more than the promo in the next column from 'Listen
to Promo' down to sample doc. Must be the TITLE.
"Really,
folks, it's not a foul word no more than calling someone a 'feminist'
or an 'abortion doctor' or a 'dick'. People laugh when you call someone
dick, it was a major run-on joke in 'Robocop' which tons of kids saw
in the theater.
"And
they make 'pussy' jokes on the sly, as well. So, what's the fuss?
"Well,
cunt that.
"I've
been banned on the internet. Again. By writers. "Writers can be such
pussies, except when they FINALLY stand up and WGA STRIKE. Hm, novelists
and nonfiction types don't strike. Well, Pu-C's to that."
--Neale Sourna
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Isn't
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doing sex and loving yourself and another the wrong way. ;)
Hello,
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all you really need to know about the true me and what I write,
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I love writing,
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In fact,
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Ohio USA
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